I was throwing a party. A real one. With real people and everything. And we had fun. Lot of fun.
Seriously. It wasn't just me surrounded by 9 stuffed animals.
Why is this so hard to believe?
Anyway, if you keep mocking me like this, then you won't be invited next year.
What? You weren't invited this year.
Um. . . well.
Hey look! It's a puppy.