Dogs Don't Play Cards (Well)

I was a little lonely and bored this afternoon, so I decided it would be a perfect time to teach Summit how to play 'Go Fish.' Right after I went through the trouble of dealing out all the cards, Summit proceeded to snack on his card hand. I understand his strategy, because he was now the only player with the coloured glob of mush. Since he is the sole owner of the mush hand, he was the winner.

But still, eating cards isn't really how you're supposed to play the game.

Which means that painting of the card playing dogs is the biggest lie ever. Though, there isn't any Bernese Mountain Dogs in the picture. Maybe that is the problem?